As I was walking through Target today I noticed two girls. One was looking at the blue registry sheets. The other one was busy making disparaging remarks about the institution of marriage. "There's all this pressure for young women to find a man and get married, but maybe they should examine the divorce rate in America." Staunch feminist, or jealous, insecure friend? You make the call.
Now that the Halloween candy is on clearance, 'tis officially the season all up in this joint. The stores are already in full Christmas swing. I even heard "Winter Wonderland" playing, which was hard to take seriously when it was 75 degrees and sunny. With Black Friday fast approaching, I've already seen some holiday hysteria: * I was in a store looking for lady stuff. There were three nuns in the lady stuff department. I was torn between wanting to stay as far from them as possible and wanting to sneak up behind them and see what they actually bought. I know that they need unmentionables too, but I figured that was just standard issue with their habits, along with the sensible shoes and Clorox to keep their whites looking white. Do they have to follow a dress code for their underpinnings, too? * A guy walking in front of me clearly had his shirt on inside out. Was he a messy eater and figured, "hey, it works for the couch cushions..."?...
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