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The "Occupy the Manger" Protest

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Okay, this is absolutely fabulous.  Normally around this time of year you hear about the Jews and the Muslims and the non-religious types complaining about Christmas decorations and the separation of church and state and all that good cheer.  Now the Christmas lovers are complaining about...Christmas decorations?  This takes it to a whole new level.  Mind.  Officially.  Blown.

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