After school I convinced myself to go to the gym. So, naturally, I found myself getting a pedicure instead. I was relaxing with my tootsies in the warm bubbly water when the woman across from me got a phone call. She was clearly a model of etiquette because she took the call without hesitation or concern for the rest of us. You could tell by the loud tone of her voice that she was initially confused; the caller was apparently a Verizon representative and had asked for her husband. After a few moments she responded that she would stop by Verizon as soon as possible to discuss the matter because she, frankly, had no idea what the caller was talking about. Hmmmm, a secret phone? A number she didn't recognize? Inconsistencies in the bill? Maybe this guy is having a mid-life crisis. Considering how much this lady talked (even when she wasn't on the phone) while I was trying to enjoy my foot massage maybe he's just fed up. Maybe he's got a little somethin' somethin' going on and bought a phone for his chippy. I think I may have witnessed a real-life version of every romantic comedy where the heroine has to get cheated on by the loser before she finds her true love. A little tip -- if you're going to be a cheater, don't also be an idiot. Don't buy your girlfriend a phone from the same place you bought your wife's phone!
1. Last Friday night I was driving home from my parents' house when I saw two gentlemen on the corner. One was wearing a jumpsuit and the other was dressed as (I swear) Captain Hook. They appeared to be brushing up on their creeper skills. Well played, boys. Well played. 2. I've been watching a lot of "Storage Wars" lately. Who puts glass eyeballs in a storage locker? Why are plastic chairs worthy of storage? If someone can afford to purchase and store randomly valuable items, why can't they afford to pay the storage fees? And why do so many people store money in storage lockers? Haven't they ever heard of a bank? 3. My father used the work "Grok" in Words with Friends. He claims it means "to understand." Later when I was telling him about my bad day he told me he totally grokked (groked?). Thanks for the support, Dad. 4. - 6. I'm sure I've mused about some more stuff here, I'm just to...
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